Hello, 

Hello, friend!  I am the AIS Man, superhero to home buyers and sellers throughout the land!  Through my faithful field inspectors we can assist you during the difficult home buying process.  For my next trick I will control your mind through the Internet!

Using all of your mental capacity select a card from above and concentrate on it.  After you have memorized this card, press the continue button

Repeat the card you have selected out loud three times.   (Don't skip this part as it is how I can focus on your card.)  After you have done this, press the continue button and I will perform a feat through mind control that is beyond belief!

Ready?  Now push this button: